I am lazy

I am very lazy.
I am a lazy bug.
I am a lazy loser.
I am a lazy loner.
I am a lazy lazy.
I am a lazy bad lady.
I am a lazy employee.
I am a lazy crazy girl.
I am a lazy poor girl.
I am a lazy girl who want a boyfriend.

Googling myself

I read from a blog, and the blog writer boasted about he appeared 1st from google result. It is not hard to appear 1st for the result. When I was googling by my name and Malaysia, I appear 1st in the result from google too.

Too bad only 1 result is correct. Many I am too anonymous in cyberspace. Some day I will write a blog introducing myself and my sandy life.

Men the Martian, from Singapore Science Center

I have noticed an interesting thing recently.

Subject: How men respond to pretty ladies.

Venue: In a country which is a beach itself.

Event:
Recently, came a new Colombian lady to my department. As all are informed that Latino women are sexy and attractive. This new lady is a confirmation to it.

She is my colleague and also my companion. We always have our meal together.
Since she became my companion in eating, other Latinos men started to join our table. Fyi, usually guys are not fond of sharing table with me, maybe because I am very focus in my food when I am eating. Suddenly all these guys presence in my dining table humors me. Sexy lady attracts ants.

When we walked out of the mess (dining place), when she said thanks to two waiters, she made their feet crumbled. Those two guys just stunned and look 'high'. Me who was behind her saw what she did to those two men. Then I broke the ice by imitating her in saying thanks, except in a more exaggerating way. ' Thaannkk you'.

Conclusion:
Be sweet if you want ants in your dining table.