I am lazy

I am very lazy.
I am a lazy bug.
I am a lazy loser.
I am a lazy loner.
I am a lazy lazy.
I am a lazy bad lady.
I am a lazy employee.
I am a lazy crazy girl.
I am a lazy poor girl.
I am a lazy girl who want a boyfriend.

Googling myself

I read from a blog, and the blog writer boasted about he appeared 1st from google result. It is not hard to appear 1st for the result. When I was googling by my name and Malaysia, I appear 1st in the result from google too.

Too bad only 1 result is correct. Many I am too anonymous in cyberspace. Some day I will write a blog introducing myself and my sandy life.

Men the Martian, from Singapore Science Center

I have noticed an interesting thing recently.

Subject: How men respond to pretty ladies.

Venue: In a country which is a beach itself.

Event:
Recently, came a new Colombian lady to my department. As all are informed that Latino women are sexy and attractive. This new lady is a confirmation to it.

She is my colleague and also my companion. We always have our meal together.
Since she became my companion in eating, other Latinos men started to join our table. Fyi, usually guys are not fond of sharing table with me, maybe because I am very focus in my food when I am eating. Suddenly all these guys presence in my dining table humors me. Sexy lady attracts ants.

When we walked out of the mess (dining place), when she said thanks to two waiters, she made their feet crumbled. Those two guys just stunned and look 'high'. Me who was behind her saw what she did to those two men. Then I broke the ice by imitating her in saying thanks, except in a more exaggerating way. ' Thaannkk you'.

Conclusion:
Be sweet if you want ants in your dining table.

Missing

Missing someone is a feeling.
I miss many someone.
Really miss, really miss, really miss.

I miss one.
I miss two.
I miss three.
I miss four.

I really miss you.

Broken Vase

A broken vase will always be broken.

No matter how hard you try to mend it with super duper elephant glue,

It will still be broken.

It is useless to keep it; its fallen pieces will hurt you once in a while.

Special guest star appearance: A Lion

Someone is hiding in my slumber. Ah! It is a Lion.
A lion who wanted to be in the presence of miu miu liu liu.
Of cause, because Lion is a cat too like miu miu liu liu

Contribution from Lion:
Your smile is a waterfall of happiness for me;
Your eyes – the reason I am happy.
And every time you go to sleep and shut your eyes for the night,
My happiness goes into sweet hiding beneath the eclipse of your slumber.

Just a ghost

GHOST is a hot topic recently. My friend is full of ghost knowledge which was taught to her by her grandfather. This friend of mine likes to have imagination about ghost in our room. I do not believe in ghost. Somehow she did hypnotize my mind indirectly.

The story begins with:

I was very tired today. So I decided to take a long noon nap today, considering that I have to work late night today. In the middle of my nap, suddenly I felt the urgency to visit the toilet for business No. 1. I ignored it because it is still bearable. So I continue my nap.

Then I had a dream, in my dream, I am sleeping and had a dream. In the dream of my dream, suddenly I felt a rush of energy climbing on my bed and on me. I felt the mattress moved like when someone kneels beside me. My whole body can not move and I can not shout. So I just praying in my heart and I wonder why the energy is still there. I am sure it is only a dream, and I am sure I am having this dream due to too much ghost talk with my friend.

In my dream, suddenly the energy was gone, and I woke up from the dream of my dream. I rush out to the door and open it. All I saw is darkness.

I woke up from all my dreams.

Turn on the light.

See nothing but still sleepy, and want to pee.